Major Projects

Puppets! Sketch comedy! Feature-length movies! Disney vs. Dreamworks! The Worst Videogame Bugs of All Time! An interview with Tay Zonday And MUCH MUCH MORE!

Videogame characters and famous celebrities seperated at birth. Basically, just five thousand pictures of Cloud and Sepiroth.

The title of the film is in the lyrics!

Handmade primer for the broken hearted "Mystery Science Theater 3000" fan. From cast reunions to classic episodes, this page shows you how to get your fix.

A comedy/horror movie unlike any other. Because it stars me damn you! Me! Mwah hah hah! I'm the star! I'm the shining glory! Ahh ha! Ha aha... ahem. Go see the movie.

We buy things that suck, BECAUSE they suck. Hilarious reviews of videogames, movies, toys and more. As long as there is crap, there will be Ironic Consumer.

Quickies

Ever since Link combined a Bomb and Arrow, weapons have grown progressively more wacky. Gunswords? Lancers? What'll they think of next? With the Random Double Weapon Generator, you could be the next Tetsuya Nomura or Cliffy B.

Why the obsession with fantasy RPGs? Sure, early RPGs ripped their play mechanics from D&D, which borrowed heavily from Tolkien, who was inspired by mythology -- but that's no reason EVERY FREAKING RPG must contain magic and goblins.

It Has Begun: A Few Words From Zeus

Greetings, my poppets.

Please, call me Zeus.

I know it's been a while since I was a regular presence online. You'll have to forgive me -- I've been very busy. Glance around at the projects above.